For HVAC and plumbing

Stop losing jobs
to the next number on Google.

You can't answer the phone with your head under a sink. artifish answers for you, texts back the calls you miss and chases the estimates that went quiet.

You're talking to an AI, not a person. We use your details and a transcript of the call only so John can follow up. No spam.

Tuesday evening Example
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Set up to fit your business. A person handles anything unusual.

The problem

You're not short on work. You're losing it while you're working.

Illustrative numbers. The free audit measures yours.

01

The call you missed on a job

You were under a sink or up in an attic. They called the next guy on Google, and he picked up.

02

The 9 PM no-heat call

Emergencies don't keep business hours. Whoever answers first gets the job, and usually the customer for good.

03

The estimate that went quiet

You quoted the new system. They said they'd think about it. Nobody followed up, so somebody else did.

How it works

One fix at a time. Measured, so you can see it working.

  1. 01

    Free AI audit

    We look at how customers reach you, where they slip through, and what your current software can already do.

  2. 02

    Fix the biggest leak

    We pick one problem and set up the AI to fix it, inside the tools you already use wherever we can.

  3. 03

    Measure what changes

    We record where you start, then track what improves. Real numbers, not promises. Then we move to the next one.

Questions

Straight answers.

Is the voice agent on this page a real person?

No. It's an AI voice agent, the same kind of thing we'd set up for your business. It won't make up prices or results, and it hands anything it can't answer to John.

What if it's a real emergency?

You set the rules. No heat or a burst pipe can ring your cell right away. Everything else gets answered and booked.

Do I need new software?

Usually not. Most scheduling and dispatch software already has text-back and booking features nobody switched on. We start with what you've got.

What does the audit cost?

Nothing. You get the list of fixes either way. If you want help setting them up, we'll talk about that separately.

Get started

Hear what it would sound like for your business.

Thirty seconds on the phone with the agent. Tell it where you're losing money. If you want the free audit, John follows up with you personally.